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How many IT security people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 50 to Palm the work off on the service desk and another 250 to block service desks access to be able to screw in the light bulb.
Another few hundred to make it seem like the original IT security were actually useful.. IT support get are still at the same amount of people.. They do the work and they get the blame.
Might be obvious, IT security at my company have no fucking idea what they're doing and just making random shit up to keep their jobs alive.
I now have to do IT support with one hand tied behind my back..
Had a PSU blow up and light on fire in the office, put in an it ticket, dude showed up said yeah everything's fine bye