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[–] SlacksMcTavish@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Too hench for Spartan hoplites, they are lean and trained with intense cardio.

Spartans were well armed twinks, or some variety of otter?

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'm pretty sure this was gladiator the movie r34 but I wasn't going for historical accuracy. I guess I'd make a good neocon

[–] menas@lemmy.wtf 1 points 5 days ago

As far as I know, Lacedemonian society was homophobic and paranoid. This the holy phalanx of Thebes. The one who beat them so hard, that it has ended their reputation of unbeatable warrior.