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Too hench for Spartan hoplites, they are lean and trained with intense cardio.
Spartans were well armed twinks, or some variety of otter?
I'm pretty sure this was gladiator the movie r34 but I wasn't going for historical accuracy. I guess I'd make a good neocon
As far as I know, Lacedemonian society was homophobic and paranoid. This the holy phalanx of Thebes. The one who beat them so hard, that it has ended their reputation of unbeatable warrior.