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[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's the most crazy story i have read and the best one probably

Also, THIS is how you are supposed to meet people online not with dating apps, dating apps just suck and make you choose the most sexy "option" and maybe their interests maybe