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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 102 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He was that waiter. But he forgot that when he said "enjoy your meal," you replied "thanks, you too" and have therefore suffered enough.

[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 19 points 1 month ago

And that waiter?

Albert Einstein.

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago

And everyone clapped.

Because if they didn't, a giant boulder would roll over the bus Indiana Jones style since they dared to flip of passing drivers.

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