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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Why are there 2 forks is he planning to eat double handed

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

theyre actually on a cute FBI agent date and theyre going to share the pie with their partner

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well then they’re missing the second mug

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 13 hours ago

Their partner's already drinking that

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You never shared a cup of coffe before?

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Not with an fbi agent

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago

There are two lodges

I actually want to say it's a fork and knife and that's the shadow of the tines but the light source doesn't seem to agree.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

And why are the handles a different shape?

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

FBI agent has a big day. No time to screw around.