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[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're doing it on purpose - if they were in the Navy they'd be doing it to porpoises - it's all about the eyerolls and outrage.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

No, they're incompetent morons. You have to be to be still be working for Trump.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 1 points 12 hours ago

Morons with a purpose. Are you worked up? Have you taken a side? The manipulation is working.