That's what I was thinking about. In theory there could be a cool idea here. But using AI to do it would just give shitty results. But you could actually do a little research and find a few short articles or stories about things your kid is interested in, and then feed them into a decent TTS and edit it together like a podcast. Then where they would normally take a pause for an ad read have a little shout out wishing your kid a happy birthday or wishing them luck on their exams or competition or whatever. I think it could actually be pretty neat, and give you something to chat about while you listen, and having the little personalized messages would feel like magic to the kid, because it's kind of like getting a shout out on Radio/Television. It can be exciting and make you feel bigger than just your small social bubble. It's exciting to have a little 30 seconds of fame.

But obviously Altman is just grasping at straws to shill his product, and hasn't put this much thought into it.