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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Don't stick beans up your nose

[–] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I've picked Lego bricks out of my kids nose with tweezers. Twice.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lego bricks have tweezable surfaces not every bean does.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

You'd be better off just mushing the bean and letting it decompose

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One time i put m&ms up my nose, where they stayed for several minutes until my dad panicked thinking i was having a nose bleed.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

At least it wasn't seeds

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Spiders are best.