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[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 87 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Well, since I have been with my husband. I have gone from a C cup to a P cup (American sizes) naturally and the resulting chronic back pain says: no one needs implants. Just a partner who makes you feel good about the body that you have. (And by god is it hard to get health insurance to cover breast reduction surgery)

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve had an augmentation and super duper happy even many years later. Gender affirming care rocks

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm sorry for your gain, as a C myself I can't empathize but I can sympathize. Even swelling a few cup sizes during lactation was uncomfortable. What situation took you to P, if you're willing to share?

(And it's a crime about the insurance, that's definitely a health issue.)

[–] greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Cup size is irrelevant without band size. I'm making the assumption that you've grown a lot but I could also assume you were wearing something like a 48C and went down to a 30P after finding a correctly fitting bra.

Edit: ignore me idk how to reply to people apparently 🤣

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ugh sorry lol. I must've miss clicked

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, my husband warned me that all of his former girlfriends all went up a couple sizes while he was with them and that the same thing might happen to me.

Turns out being married to him for nearly 2 decades, resulted in far more than that...

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 61 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm pretty sure proximity to a person doesn't cause breast size to exponentially increase. Unless that person is a plastic surgeon.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

But what if you just casually say it does without explaining though?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

(It’s clear that the person you’re talking to has some mental issues confronting their diet, it’s probably best to drop the topic with them.)

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I honestly thought that exact same thing when I met him on my 27th birthday and he told me that (I thought it was a joke).

But I was a C cup from 17 to 27 and in less than 3 months of being with him, I was a D cup.

His first girlfriend was a 34 year old woman who went from an A cup to a D cup and then left him within a span of 9 months.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Did you gain 200lb? Massive weight gain is pretty much the only way an adult naturally quintuples their chest size.

If not, hopefully you've seen a doctor, because it sounds like a serious medical issue.

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 23 points 2 weeks ago

The husband is radioactive.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world -3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

About 92lbs of weight and believe me when I say; appointments with my doctor are every month and physical therapy are weekly appointments for me. And my insurance has rejected the medically necessary breast reduction over 200 times.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 16 points 2 weeks ago

Ok but like. The 92lbs didn’t just magically grow on your boobies.

[–] Tango@piefed.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not trying to be a smartarse here but what on Earth is a P-cup!? The largest I've ever heard of is an I-cup; in my imagination a P-cup engulfs the planet. How do you live???

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

With chronic back pain and fatigue.

Honestly cup sizes after F lose all meaning because no two manufacturers will be the same size and after N, everything is custom and cost hundreds of dollars (or more).

It is like walking around with a middle school student strapped to your chest. And it just sucks.

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 3 points 2 weeks ago

The P stands for PAIN

[–] scops@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's crazy they won't cover that. My girlfriend flew herself and a friend to Turkey a few years ago and paid for hotel stays and it still ended up being cheaper to have her reduction done there than it would have been for her to do it state-side

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

My aunt did that with laser eye surgery. It was cheaper for her to get a passport and go to Canada for a week for it than it was to get it in the States.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Naturally

I was about to say... Couldn't a single pin prick solve your breathing reduction issue?

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

breathing reduction issue

Lol. Often when I'm snuggling my partner I don't just rest my arm on her chest, I pull downward so the boobage is off the neck and she always thanks me 😅

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No; as they are not implants.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Note, you also shouldn't do that with implants

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

We'll yeah, this kills the boob

But if you're desperate...? Or in a boobmergency?

[–] X@piefed.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The Mayo Clinic doesn’t mention ruptures necessarily being fatal, and seem to imply that it’s quite survivable until being able to be seen by a doctor.

So if one is desperate, while it may not be the optimal choice, survival seems probable, though not necessarily guaranteed.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

(And by god is it hard to get health insurance to cover breast reduction surgery)

But you should be able to get a tax write off if you count it as a loss. :)