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this is how you greet a tech CEO
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this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2026
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Fuck AI
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Oh, they're all very aware. That's why they're building bunkers, and buying islands, and building bunkers on islands.
Once they lock themselves into their bunkers, we just pour a few tons of concrete over the bunker entrance and call it a day.
Future archaeologists will marvel at the elaborate tombs our kings built for themselves.
Pour the concrete into the air intake and exhaust
Like they said, concrete the doors first.
What you dump down the air intakes afterwards is your business.
"Nuclear waste disposal is not a significant problem." Glad you said that, Mr. CEO.
That is a great point. Also glyphosate, pesticides and lead
I’m ok with them running out because then we can enjoy a slower more satisfying departure
But, really -- who cares? Let them live out their pathetic lives in their sealed-off bunkers. As long as they never come out, who cares what they do in there? Let them live for decades in their coward-hole. Give them plenty of time to think about the decisions that led to this. Until, finally, their food runs out, their servants murder them, or they run into a medical issue that they don't have supplies to fix. And then the bunker becomes their tomb. And nobody will notice or care when they die, because to the rest of the world, they're already dead.
They can still exercise power from a bunker, because somehow, no matter how awfully they behave, there are always plenty of people who will do their bidding.
Those people will need to be dealt with
Yes but why miss the opportunity to spray glyphosate, pesticides, lead and nuclear byproducts into their drinking water and air intake systems. We’d just be returning the favor
New chant, "You say bunker, we say guillotine!"
"You say bunker, we say grave!"
Fits the whole "concrete on concrete" theme better imo.
Bunkers will have ventilation shafts. Would be a shame if someone shit down it.
How the hell was I supposed to know it was the ventilation shaft for a secret bunker!? I see a hole in the woods, I shit in the hole. I'm a simple man.