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Not sure if ADHD or 2026 (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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This just happened and I’m not certain if this was a fair dismissal of a YouTube ad manifesting itself as ethanol or if my neurospicy just fired a nuke at Israel…

Liqueur girls slinging free jager shots at the bar: “want a shot?”

Me: ….no. I’m here to escape the capitalism. Go away. 

Bartender: -glares- wut?

Liqueur girls: are you serious?

Me: I know what this is. You are working girls, just not the kind akron appreciates. I enjoy the product, but not the promotion. Please go away. 

Bartender: -wide eyed-

Lady bystander: -dies laughing-

Liqueur whores: -furious, stomp off-

DO NOT ADVERTISE TO THE DRUNKEN NEURODIVERGENT

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[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're in a bar being offered a shot...

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No, I’m the bar being offer a specific shot from An entire tray of them, a promotion, an advertisement.

“Why yes, I’ll have a shot of new orange jager, from the makers of jagermeister, jagermeister - this was originally medicine, brought to me by the new ford f250. Ford, because you're penis doesn’t work probably from the jager. You should drink more jager brought to you by…”

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think this line of thinking is hilariously awesome. Im the lady laughing in the back. I appreciate this lol