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submitted 1 month ago by FTonsilStones@lemmy.ca to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

Forensics revealed that the 'realistic' looking body was in fact not human.

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[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"What do you have here sir"

"It's a, uhhh, it's a, well. It's a dead prostitute"

"Looks like a doll, you weren't fucking a doll, were you?"

"No sir, that's a real corpse, I swear"

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

And your name, again? Lars?

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