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I know what you mean (but haven't had to borrow my wife's underwear yet)
The secret? GAY UNDERWEAR.
legit. Brands catered towards gay guys have been way more comfortable. All sorts of different materials (not just cotton and nylon!!). Aussiebum and Gregg Homme are my favourites so far. Definitely room for the junk.
... gay underwear? Are they somehow anatomically different from straight or other men? ๐
Anyway, cool, thank you for the tips! I got really hooked on bamboo underwear recently. Very comfortable! Also bamboo socks, most comfy socks I've worn.
Ya! As in underwear advertised to gay men! When you visit their websites you'll sort of see why haha. Definitely don't need to be gay or bi to wear them though ๐ a confident man won't care.
Bamboo viscose/rayon is the best. I love shirts made of this texture.
I think I noticed what you mean ๐ I found some items that looked quite like the fabric would be great against the skin, but almost every item looked so dang snug and tight.
I think I like my shit to be a little less restricted. I like to dangle freely. ๐
The models on the sites will definitely be wearing fits/sizes that accentuate as much as possible haha. If you order the right size you'll definitely have room without things being as tight haha. Best of luck in your underwear journey ๐