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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world -5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

I always park in the "Online Pickup" or "Coffee Customer" or "Uber Eats" spots.

Fuck you. I'm spending money at your store.

I remember one parking lot had a parking lot Nazi. When I parked in one of the Uber Eats spots he came up and said "I don't see any sticker indicating you work for one of the pickup apps. I said I didn't. He said I had to move. I said "Let's see if you can get a tow truck here before I get back out and leave" and walked inside. Got in and out quick and left. No tow truck in sight.

Edit: Lot of corpo-cucks in here who want to spend time circling a parking lot waiting for a spot to open up so they can go in and spend money while 5 spots labeled "Uber Eats Parking Only" sit unused. Slurp that corpo-cock.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So you’re being rude and anti-social because “i’M a PaYiNg CuStOmEr”? You do realize that is basic Karen behavior right?

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world -4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Why would you side with a corporation and call not doing so "anti-social"?

I'm a paying customer. Why should some other paying customer have priority over me? The fact that I'm not doing a quick pickup means I'm probably spending MORE on their products.

It's not like I'm parking in a handicap spot. It's a spot the corporation is trying to prioritize for other customers who DON'T have handicaps.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you really asking me to explain to you the concept of a loading zone?

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

What the fuck does a loading zone have to do with priority parking spots for quick pickups? Those are two different things. Are you even posting in the right thread?

A loading zone is NOT what I'm talking about. Maybe you live in a rural area that doesn't have the spots I'm talking about, so you just assume I'm talking about loading zones.

Edit: Apparently a lot of dipshits don't know there's a difference between loading zones at the front curbs of businesses and PARKING SPACES in the PARKING LOT that have been prioritized for certain non-handicapped customers that are just getting coffee or picking up online orders. You fucking knuckledraggers need to learn the difference. Just because one dipshit said "loading zones" doesn't mean that's what I'm talking about.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago

We all know exactly what you are talking about. In fact I see them more frequently in rural megamarts than in the city. You are just a Karen. You are wrong.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...and everyone clapped, right?

Larp on reddit.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world -4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Is everything that bothers you LARPing?

Is it that hard to wrap your smooth brain around a pretty believable scenario? I'm sure a lot of people have done what I did to parking Nazis. You just don't go outside, so you wouldn't know.

Not that I give a fuck whether some kid living in their parent's house believes me, but it definitely happened. Maybe you're just such a subservient pussy who can't fathom standing up to someone.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol. Lmao, even. The hero is needlessly aggressive to a person upholding the social contract. The clapping is coming from inside your head and under your desk.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 0 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I'm not the dipshit accusing people of making up a totally normal story because I have some free time between my mother giving me a bath and making me dinner.

The only thing you're upholding is a lower national average IQ. And the only thing making noise under my desk is your mother.