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Tim Hortons employee won’t face criminal charges in death of customer (www.ctvnews.ca)

submitted 3 days ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Tl;dr: 75-yo old woman attacks the employees over a sandwich, rips hair from one of them, put that hair in her purse, calls the police and dies.

At that point, two other employees intervened, and as they were pulled apart, a “chunk of hair” was pulled from the shift lead’s head, “leaving a raw area.”

Once separated, the employees got behind the counter and Grayson sat down, taking a phone call. She was seen picking up the shift lead’s hair and putting it in her bag, police said.

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

WHO ASSAULTED SOMEONE WHO WAS PROTECTING THEMSELVES

Funny how all you hand wringing creative writers are trying so desperately to leave that part out and invent some fictional narrative that she was a kind, sweet woman who was ravaged by undiagnosed psychosis that no one has any evidence of.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I never said she was a sweet woman. I said mental illness MAY have been the cause of her abusive nature. And you don't know it isn't any more than I do, you stupid assclown.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

mental illness that you have NO EVIDENCE of.

You are sitting here desperately trying to pull an AI hallucination to invent scenarios that fit the prompt you want.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actually, no I'm not. I guess you struggle with reading comprehension.

Probably be seeing you in your own video soon.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure buddy.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your user name checks out.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Sure buddy.