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[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Ok use kilopounds then. Or milimiles!

[–] Arshem@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

kilopounds (Kips) is a real unit that gets used in structural design in the US. It makes no sense lol.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

We already have short tons, you don’t lose much precision by halving the number!

Although I do get the argument that using tons is confusing because there are metric tons as well, and with only a 10% difference, it won’t be as obvious as if you confuse pounds and kilos or feet and meters

[–] Nautalax@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I had some annoyances with this. My old company had a requirement to do some annoying tasks in intervals that depended on the inverse of the number of tons of fuel used and the document controlling those tasks said just that: ‘tons’. But if you looked in the documentation behind that requirement, it was made back when we’d been involved with a European company for sourcing that fuel so that requirement was actually based on the inverse of specifically the metric tons of fuel used, not short tons. So all the math on determining the interval for doing that task had to involve converting for the metric tons of fuel used in the interval even though the newer fuel supplier we had swapped to and we ourselves were using short tons in essentially every other context. And since the controlling surface level document just said ‘tons’ without specifying which kind I was always having to correct the math of schedulers and new people on my team since they would eternally think we had more time to perform the task than we actually did and respectively plunk it down late or tell someone who was asking that it be moved that it could be pushed later than it should have been.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 points 22 hours ago

Anything but metric lol

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

But milimiles would be redundant, it already gets its name from being roughly equivalent to a thousand of someone, somewhere’s (probably in Europe or the Mediterranean, but beyond that, who knows) paces.

[–] EnchiladaRaisins@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

A millimile would be five feet, three and a third inches.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Someone, somewhere’s pace!