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[–] that_60s_witch@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My boyfriend is 34 years younger than me, and he asks me questions like this all the time. It doesn’t make me feel bad, quite the opposite, actually. It makes me feel like an immortal witch.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your boyfriend is 24‽

Well actually I guess that’s consenting adult range, carry on.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hello fellow interrobang user. Interrobanger for short :)

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

Your boyfriend is at most ~~25~~ 35 years old, and only if you are 69.

Oooooh boy I'm glad that I already have everyone responding to you blocked.

My wife's ~15 years older than me, and while it generally doesn't matter more than making restaurant servers that check ID do a double take, there are times where her pulling me up past a stage of my life has resulted in me lacking some skills people normally build up during that time.

Just be safe and make sure you're doing what is truly best for each of you. Good luck and enjoy yourself.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 11 hours ago

Do you mean 59?

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

Might wanna check your math there

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Um.......how old is your boyfriend?

[–] that_60s_witch@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Oh,ok. Thats fine. I was getting concerned he was like 8. I was gonna be like "FBI? Yes, this post right here."

[–] Shindo66@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why? Is it just like the best pussy ever?

[–] bytejunk@piefed.social 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

You really shouldn't be asking a witch that...