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Updated: CyberTruck “Slices Deer in Half”… Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians. (fuelarc.com)

submitted 2 days ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Safer for pedestrians, in the nihilistic sense that they at least won't survive the hit I guess?

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[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Because Elon Musk funded the political campaign of a pedophile.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Everything is terrible

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's also a pedophile himself so it comes full circle

[–] KneeTitts@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The hilarious part is that is was too uncool for the other pedos, but that he was still begging to be one