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[-] red_tomato@lemmy.world 107 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

God: is all loving

Creates an extinction event because he’s in bad mood

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

"AH CRAP, FUCKED THIS WHOLE RUN UP, TIME TO RESTART THE SIM. FUUUUUUU"

[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Except we're stuck in the one more turn endgame and things are getting weird

[-] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

He's still refining his prompts

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Who amongst us hasn't woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago
[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

You could have easily cropped out the snickers part. Corpo plugs aren't really welcome here.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago

crop the snickers part, you got it

[-] ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

oh we've got an edgy one here

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

some of these folks take themselves and their shitpost commenting too seriously

i have so many edges that im impractical to sharpen

[-] ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

true that, but you still could take out the corporate logo since it just annoys people here

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago

but as previously noted I am a consumer whore!

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Those flies totally had it coming!

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

Except to Job, he for whatever reason hated that guy and loved to torment him.

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

A lot of people have jobs they hate

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

God predicted capitalism

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Haven’t you ever played the sims?

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