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Updated: CyberTruck “Slices Deer in Half”… Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians. (fuelarc.com)

submitted 2 days ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Safer for pedestrians, in the nihilistic sense that they at least won't survive the hit I guess?

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[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes, all is going according to the plan.

[–] KneeTitts@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Its only a matter of time until some unfortunate human gets cut in half by one of these monstrosities, its too bad we have to wait until that happens to take them off the road forever.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 23 hours ago

It likely already has cut someone in twain, but we live in a world where that no longer matters. Just look at all the tesla model 3 deaths (getting trapped inside while its on fire, autodriving people into walls, etc.)

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I have no doubt's the cyber truck will be regarded as worst automotive failure of all time. Not just because its a piece of shit but because of how much money was wasted on it.