Last night I dreamed I was having some sort of oral surgery but the surgery ward was also an unrelated production floor. They gave me anesthesia(six different chemicals all given orally) and told me to sit down and wait. As I sat down a nurse told me to "I got your soup for after surgery since you'll probably be hungry". I then had to move to let production continue and some kid in a red shirt ran over came over took my soup and ran away, I chased him but before I caught him he poured the whole thing out onto the parking lot. I finally caught him and asked why he stole it he said "so you can't have it". I went back inside and looked for the nurse to get more soup. I couldn't find her, I kept looking at the door, a bunch of people kept coming in but never the nurse. I woke up before I ever found the nurse to get more soup.
It was pretty weird, what's your weirdest dream?
Thank you for asking this question, because I love telling this story! Here's a dream I had about Nicholas Cage many years ago:
I was peering out of the living room window with a cup of tea in hand, enjoying the sunshine in the early morning when I noticed something going on outside of my window on the ground near the flower pots.
I leant forward to take a closer look at what was happening, when I saw someone crouched down over one of my flower pots wearing a bathrobe. I watched closely to try to figure out what on earth was going on, and realised that it was none other than the esteemed actor Nicholas Cage himself.
I watched on in bewilderment as Mr Cage feverishly, exuberantly and very intensely sniffed at the flowers beneath my living room window. He pulled facial expressions of bliss and ecstasy that really only Nicholas Cage can pull as he inhaled sniff after sniff of my petunias.
In a euphoric stupor, he gave up his previous desire to remain hidden from the neighbourhood and allowed himself to fall to the ground, flower pot in hand, and continued to lavish in his flowery heaven.
Then, perhaps most bizarrely of all, he slowly and almost covertly turned his attention from the flowers to the inside of his bathrobe. He stuck his head under one side of the bathrobe and began sniffing the interior with an intensity only expressed by the likes of Castor Troy, as though this was secretly the plan that he didn't want to admit to himself all along.
I woke up laughing my head off, accidentally waking my wife in the process.
I did ask for the weirdest dream... I think you win