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Updated: CyberTruck “Slices Deer in Half”… Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians. (fuelarc.com)

submitted 2 days ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Safer for pedestrians, in the nihilistic sense that they at least won't survive the hit I guess?

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

And the red neck doesn't give one single fuck about the deer, or seem to realize it would do the same to a person at half speed.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Most rednecks would see that as a significant selling point, and still not buy it cuz it's electric