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Updated: CyberTruck “Slices Deer in Half”… Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians. (fuelarc.com)

submitted 2 days ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Safer for pedestrians, in the nihilistic sense that they at least won't survive the hit I guess?

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The hood is literally a massive steel knife blade.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I suddenly realize that I've never actually been close enough to, or paid attention to pictures of one of these stupid things to see that. I've only ever seen like 3 of them in the wild.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Look at the video. The hood is two steel blades that meet at their edges, traveling at 75mph.