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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 68 points 2 months ago

I’m concerned that children may have been exposed to Christian “metal”. That is a traumatic experience that can ruin your enjoyment of metal, rock, and live concerts in general.

[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Isn’t Christian metal just lead paint?

[-] Makhno@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Demon hunter actually had some bangers back when I was in highschool

[-] riskable@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

How does that work, though? It must be weird banging your head into a Bible.

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Closest they ever get to reading it

[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 months ago

I read two books in the morning, I read two books at night

I read two books in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright

I read two books in time of peace, and two in time of war

I read two books before I read two books, and then I read two more

I imagine about like that. Still the funniest cover I’ve ever heard.

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i mean i'm not christian but project 86 and underoath are absolutely amazing and tooth and nail had some goddamn great acts.

[-] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

And recent P86 got so damn heavy. I love it.

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

fr; and truthless heroes is forever a classic

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

I love mewithoutYou. I'm glad they branched out (in multiple ways)

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