this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2026
1067 points (99.7% liked)
Microblog Memes
12037 readers
4405 users here now
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
RELATED COMMUNITIES:
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
I feel like the subtle burn in this is the implication that the undereducated don’t know the difference between melting and thawing.
Nevermind that; the real issue is that using hot water to thaw food is dangerous advice because the outside will get warm enough to spoil while the center is still frozen. You're supposed to use cold water to do it, and that water should either be running from a tap or switched out frequently as it warms.
I would say it’s the centerpiece of the punchline.
But what do I know? I’m a bear and I eat the heads off of fish.
... Isn't the centerpiece the fact that you SHOULDN'T thaw food in hot water, because of bacteria?
I don’t use TikTok and wasn’t sure if this was real so I just assumed we were talking about submerging packaged frozen food in warm water.
Me neither, but yeah, I'm making the same assumption.
So like, a bag of chicken frozen into a block... Thawing it in hot water WILL make it thaw faster, but it will also make the bacteria grow faster. Don't do that.
I ~~feel~~ like the subtle burn in this is the implication that the undereducated don’t know the difference between melting and thawing.
I don't get it
I like the subtle burn, was just a play on the comment
??????????
Sure, that distinction has no difference if we’re talking about water.
But if you put a frozen chicken breast in the refrigerator, it will not be in liquid form the next day. It will simply be “not frozen” any longer.
Or another example. You have a block of frozen cheese. You put it out on the counter for 24 hours. Would you say that cheese is now “melted” and ready to be put on nachos?
Eh. Considering that chicken contains water and other juices that freeze when frozen… it’s both. 🤷♂️
But if you put your cheese on the counter, it's still yours.
You need someone else's cheese for nacho cheese.
Sure but in this case the meme isn’t specific, they could be talking about pasta sauce.
I have been in kitchens my entire life. No-one will ever say any food, pasta sauce included, will be "melted" when temping to refrigerator or room temperature. Melt, in culinary terms, is reserved for things like cheese that is solid at room temperature and liquid when heated.
Most people have kitchens
Too many people taking things literally.
Saying I've spent most of my life in and around kitchens, the implication is professional kitchens/restaurants. And around professional chefs.
The distinction between thaw and melt, at least in culinary terms, is actually one of food safety. In a professional kitchen, melting is always going to involve the application of heat, where as thawing (or "temping" as it's often said) is the slow and controlled bringing it to refrigerator or room temperature at which time it can be cooked. A thawed item may or may not be safe to eat, but something melted always will be. Take any course on food safety and the range and time food can and cannot be at certain temperatures, and it's clear why there is a difference between these two terms.
As a way to illustrate why culinary terms are sometimes different than scientific ones. Take a tomato. Scientifically a fruit, right? But you wouldn't put it in a fruit salad or fruit juice. It's culinarily a vegetable, even though we know it's technically a "fruit."
This thread is very Lemmy.
Tis a silly place. I think about 95% of the comments where people are disagreeing could be summed up as:
It's always like the most pedantic, semantic, shallow bullshit that people are writing insanely long comments about.
Just because you’ve never experienced it doesn’t mean it’s never happened.
Sure, and I'm sure in any competent kitchen they'd be called out. Nothing is defined by what is said once out of one hundred times, it's defined by what's said 99.
You said no one will ever say it, I’m saying I’ve heard it. Any competent kitchen would honestly not stop to correct because they’re too fucking busy.
No-one is ever too busy to bust on FNG.
If you have time to correct you have time to inspect, get back to fucking work.
No, you correct once so you don't have to inspect every time.
And in the culinary world, melt and thaw indicates different temperature ranges and that has a signifiant effect on food safety.
Thawing doesn't imply changing from a solid to a liquid. It means changing from a frozen solid to a room temperature solid.
Solids are frozen already. Gallium melts in your hand, taking it from the freezer to the counter would do nothing. Thawing is specific to solids that contain liquids.
We're not in a chemistry lab, we're in a kitchen. Solids thaw to solids.
That’s what I said…
Where?
If you aren’t going to read the comments you’re replying to I’m not going to help you.
Oh I read it. It's just not what you said.
Yes it is but I’m not here to correct your comprehension skills so good day.
You're the one who doesn't comprehend. I understand that you think that what you said means what you claim you said, but it doesn't. It's not what you said.
I said good day. Comprehend that.
Apparently you didn't mean it enough
Gallium will also kill you if you eat it, and in the context of this meme, we're talking about culinary items and culinary terms.
Your source is wrong; thawing is mostly used on foodstuffs, which rarely is a liquid.
My source is the dictionary…
And you’re telling me you’ve never heard of permafrost thawing? Or the weatherperson talking about the spring thaw?
Your dictionary's definition of thawing is still erronous, frozen to liquid is just one case of multiple.
Who do you think I am? You will need to take your beef up with Noah Webster or the Merriam brothers.
Cool, so those all-knowing guys made an error. Relatable, if you have to explain a 100'000 words.
Two accounts, huh?
Are you referencing that comment that mirrors mine? “CIA bot” or something. Don’t know what that is, what they’re trying to say, or why it’s being upvoted. It’s not mine.
Oh yea, that was weird.