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[โ€“] nialv7@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 53 minutes ago

Me: hey you

Me: uh yes?

Me: here, have $10

Me: thanks

Me: fuck me he was supposed to decline gracefully, now I have no money for lunch

Me: woohoo we are eating fancy inside the McDonald's today, no trash-can scraps for me!