With all the cuts Carney has done the difference between him and doge North is marketing.

He’d keep us in CUSMA!”,

Canada doesn't want to trade with the US. While we know we're trying to negotiate out of it it's uncertain if Carney can get us out or if he's just going to keep sucking Trump's dick. Presumably PP would suck Trump's dick instead of getting us out of it.

PP would’ve spread his cheeks so far apart to accept Donalds droopy dick,

So no different.

The states would’ve said “Fentanyl!” and PP would’ve accepted their bullshit messaging,

He might open ICE offices in Canada or increase boarder security like Carney has.

you want to pretend like they’d do anything but bend over for Trump? Absolute fantasist horseshit.

No, I'm just not pretending Carney isn't.

But whatever floats your boat I guess, you can suck off conservatives all day for all I care.

Carney is a conservative, think what you want but you're the one defending them not I.