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[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Skip everything and get to where he ends, please. Only have him actually miss and leave himself a paralyzed mess, unable to do anything for himself. Then give him a maddening itch, but be unable to scratch, or tell his handlers to stop scratching because it causes him a burning sensation, like a hot poker.

Or something.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I would wish locked-in syndrome on him. I'd want him to live another 80 years like that