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anon discovers the magic of pizza (and yaoi)
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this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2026
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>be me
>be not gay
>having sex with my loving husband of 15 years
>I identify as a cis male
>our penises touch when I slip out of his asshole on a slow thrust
>we lock eyes
>I say no homo
>he doesn’t reciprocate
>ejaculates as he continues silently staring into my eyes
>I pull out and exhaustedly crawl to the bathroom to think things through and remove a meter of silicon
>can feel his eyes scanning me without even turning around
Bros, I don’t know what to do. Should I tell our kids?
Remove a meter of silicon?
Anon is the cyclops from the odASSyssey
silicon_crystal_boule.jpeg
Exaggerated butt stuff
Anon had a really long dildo