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A maybe! 🐝

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[-] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

Can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee, when half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 3 points 5 days ago

🎶 Eric the half a beeeee 🎶

[-] foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

Yo ho ho, he he heee...

[-] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I love this hive employee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally

He loves him carnally

Semi-carnally

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this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2026

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