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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

I'd like to apply. Where do I find one of those monsters? Is there an app?

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 10 hours ago

I can cut your balls off and make you poop in sand! deal!!

[-] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago

no you just pick one using your own eldritch methods and show up in their house. theyll probably offer you a yummy snack at least, and if they let you sleep there theyre yours.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'm not very good at that eldritch stuff.

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 hours ago

Ask the old witch woman down on Baker St to help.

this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2026
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