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this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2026
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That’s gonna be the thing that murders you. Wooo it runs fast!
Oh thank God. I was worried it was going to be one of those little lunch delivery bots and that it was going to take hours for it to get around to eliminating this meat bag.
What if it's just a flying drone, but all it does is shoot you with a never ending supply of spit balls? Just all day, every day, bullied by a drone.
That means it has a moist mouth.
This upsets me.
I enjoy asking my wife if she has thought about how wet her bones are today.
https://i.imgflip.com/9mxb8s.jpg
Make sure to brush your mouth bones every day.
Our chewing organs you mean?
Ever see the post someone made a while ago speculating what it might be like if our teeth were flaccid until we wanted to eat or got hungry? Good times.
The food bot just needs to bring you lettuce and jalapenos.
And this is why they’ll want to murder us.