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[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

I mean, if you like getting handjobs from an Indian dude remotely controlling your robot, sure I guess? Though expect it to do that thing where it looks like it shuts down and then starts up again as it goes through a bunch of Indian dudes who see the request and then quit their job on the spot. Just hope you don't get one of the ones that punches you first.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago
[-] PrimeErective@startrek.website 8 points 2 days ago

Incredible joke 10/10

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Pack it up everyone. This guy won the thread. Nothing more to see here, move along.

[-] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

HA!

If I had a robot that was supposed to be AI, but actually run remotely from India, handjob mode would be the least of their concerns.

I'd put a strap-on on it, dress it up like a farmer, I'd dress like a can of tuna fish, I'd cover myself in cottage cheese and roll on the ground in convulsions screaming "FUCK ME WILBER! FUCK YOUR TUNA CAN! FUCK IT GOOD"....

..and that would just be Monday.

Those poor drivers would have PTSD when I'm done with them.

[-] odelik@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

I was right there with you until the cottage cheese came into the scene. Damn shame.

this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2026
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