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[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago

Does the robot pay the rent?

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

Why is my roommate making my bed?

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Why isn't mine?!!!

[-] group_hug@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Because people exist to be exploited by you. What other value could another person possibly have,?

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No it costs $20,000. Then costs $400/month for the premium Roommate plan. $50 for the AI-compatible sheets only washable by your CoMpAny-ApProVeD washing machine.

Also you pay with your private data

Warning: Robot not responsible for any damaged goods, or murdered humans.

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

For that much I better be able to fuck it.

[-] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 day ago

The robot that you can fuck just killed the "need a girlfriend" argument.

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Or boyfriend. ๐Ÿ˜

[-] hdsrob@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That's in the premium subscription.

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