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[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

How do they stop them from rolling over?

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Pumpkins in Oregon are magic.

[-] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

If youre sitting in it low enough I think it would be fine. As long as the center of gravity is below the waterline.

[-] The_v@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Put the giant pumpkin in the water.

Cut a hole in the top once it stops spinning.

Hop in.

As long as you keep your butt/ knees/ feet at the lowest point your weight will act as a ballast.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Your giant brass danglers act as ballast

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