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I'd get the joke if it were a rooster, but that's a hen. AI slop?
It could be, but I'm inclined to believe it's good old fashioned editing. You can plainly see the flower stems at his hands, and the shadows on the bouquet look like flowers
Look at his hands.
I did. It took me a while to figure it out, but that's a natural hand position. The left hand is gripping the flower stems and the right hand is holding the left hand in place
Everybody assumes it's a "cock" joke. It's not. It's a cloaca joke.
My hens would have freaked out if I tried to hold them upright with their feet smashed like that. There should be a whole lot of toe in a small area held by one hand to get it around his body
Yeah, that would be a pretty shitty thing to do to any bird. All of my roosters were assholes who would have torn my shit up if I tried that. Even my silkies.
Sadly it made me think of a dead chicken. If a dog killed one, they'd usually leave it there and you'd find it stiff. I'd pick it up by the ankles like that to move it... Never a good feeling
i'm pretty sure i saw this image making the rounds years ago, so i'm assuming it's not
How do you tell a hen from a rooster
u/OwOarchrist# posted a great infographic in response to your post, but it was the tail feathers that gave it away for me. Source: Kept chickens, familiar with chicken butt.