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Please don’t rearrange our shoes when we turn up, paramedics in Japan urge
(www.theguardian.com)
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Seems a bit dumb to do this, depending on the emergency someone may die. Just go in with the shoes.
Look if it's a choice between grandmother dying and me have to hoover the carpet I'm just gonna let the old coote die, I ain't getting that hoover out, it's heavy.