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Please don’t rearrange our shoes when we turn up, paramedics in Japan urge (www.theguardian.com)

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[-] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

The worst part is, when out in public he almost always finds a way to bring it up, he was dumb and lost a finger from wearing a ring and was horsing around. So people tend to ask about it.

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