I need help to complete a joke for my girlfriend (programming.dev)

submitted 2 weeks ago by vrek@programming.dev to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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We were talking about what to have for dinner and she wanted a wrap. I made a comment about not having any beets. She barely reacted... So I am lighting the dad-signal, give me some good recipes for wraps with beets! 😋

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[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If she wanted a wrap, you should have given her a wrap goddammit. Stop fooling around, mate.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

Me trying to do rappers delight by sugar Hill gang did not fill her stomach...

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