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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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An inbound text which reads "Hi It's Maria May I send over some affordable health insurance quotes through BCBS, Aetna, and United? Y for more info Reply END to opt-out." Followed by a response which reads "Hi, Miss May! What's your personal favorite affordable health insurance quote?" An unsent follow up in the text box below reads "Mine is "delay, deny, depose"."


Edit: Oh wait she responded

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The same messages as the above image, with another inbound text which reads "The one that best suits your coverage needs. What exactly are you looking for in a new policy?" Followed by a response which reads "I think M4A is a good step in the right direction, but what I'm looking for is gonna take more than just new policy"

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[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

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Me sending two more messages: "Lka1988 says I'm talking to an AI "agent." Is that true?" and 50 minutes later, "And now average is calling you a chatbot. You have to come out against these allegations Miss May"

this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2026
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