"So you've set up the Trolley Problem, one of your classic games since you restarted this baryonic realm. Why control the train directly with your fancy cosmic powers when you can puppeteer your bipedal clay to try and pull the lever, only for them to fall through a portal back into your favorite Blue Marble sandbox, amirite? Wait... You did... What!? You set your own favorite sandbox on fire!? And you sent the train into a collision route with it!?"
(I tried to make this digital drawing as a doodle (contour drawing technique) like the original "Trolley Problem" meme, but I'm better at doing drawings through the mass drawing technique with digital synthetic brushes and airbrushes, hence why it's differing a lot from the meme style; I hope it's surreal and memeic enough to fit this comm)
Yaodabaoth ain’t got nothing on me, I would pull the lever dooming earth to calamity in inferno, rather than let the trolly collide and scatter it among the vast cosmos.
The setup is the other way around, by default (current lever position) the train is rushing towards the blazing Earth, pulling the lever redirects it to infinity and saves the Earth, but trying to reach the lever leads to teleportation into the very blazing Earth while the lever remains untouched behind the teleporter lol
Wrong