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[-] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

This is not funny, you don't understand how long and how many nights i spend overengineering compression pipelines for family photos and videos...

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 hours ago

I've got mine down to 32 byte string to describe the location, datetime, and people in the photograph, with flags for who's smiling and/or blinking.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

I want to see your porn metadata.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Absolutely debauched. Especially when you haven't even bought them coffee yet.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 hours ago

Then I bet your stuff is actually good.

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