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[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago

How do you get your hair to look like it used to live on another animal or was made in a factory?

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

I got my hair with crazy volume with some spray-mousse. Tease it up (I'd do the back of my head and then the top of my head), then a very quick blast of hair soray to set it. Follow up with some more tease/puffing and then the hair spray sets and you're gucci.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

And then it protects you from the opporessive sun, or the oppressive cold, or the oppressive happy people in your grade?

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

You big dummy it’s to protect from raptors!

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Well now I feel like a moron.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Make it in a factory?

[-] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 0 points 4 days ago

A boy in my elementary class answered this question once with "bear piss". It's been 27 years and I still think of this every time I see big hair. Or son goku.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

”Gorilla snot” is a real brand.

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