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False advertising (lemmy.nz)
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[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 15 points 6 days ago

'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

New Kid on the Block (1992)

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, what did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant.

Marge: We... pretty much went straight home.

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're under oath.

Marge: We drove around until 3 AM looking for another all-you-can-eat fish restaurant.

Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?

Marge: We went... fishing.

[sobs]

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 5 days ago

Jury Member: That could’ve been me!

[-] trebach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Why doesn't he just give up and switch to sweatpants?

He says the crotch wears out too quickly.

YARR! That's going to replace the whale in my nightmares.

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