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Snarkaeopteryx
(lemmy.nz)
Alt text:
An illustration of an Archaeopteryx with dark, glossy feathers, a reptile-like head, and outstretched wings. It is perched among green ferns.Overlaying the image is text that reads: "Archaeopteryx had three fingers on each wing and held its palms facing each other, implying it was capable of air quotes and, therefore, sarcasm."
Given that it had 3 fingers on each limb, it was capable of 50% more sarcasm than the inferior bipedal monkeys.
In fact, one of their last utterances was recorded to be
"'oooh asteroids scary"'