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Driver fined $1,000 for allegedly buttering bagel at the wheel (www.abc.net.au)
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[-] recursive_recursion@piefed.ca 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Gonna be honest, before reading the story I thought "buttering bagel" was an Australian euphemism for masturbating because the thought of someone literally buttering their bagel didn't make sense...until I read the story🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

Driving is the wrong time to butter your bagels smh

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