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Hard Decisions (lemmy.nz)
submitted 14 hours ago by anon6789@lemmy.world to c/superbowl@lemmy.world

From UpNorth Photography

Two juvenile barn owls, perfectly framed inside this enormous tree cavity πŸ¦‰πŸͺΎπŸ¦‰

I couldn't settle on a single crop because each one tells a slightly different story. The beautiful, weathered texture of the tree, the natural frame of the cavity, and those gorgeous little faces and expressions.

So I gave up trying to choose πŸ˜…

Can you see why?

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[-] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 12 hours ago

The answer is always to present two mice then sneak around them during the feeding frenzy

[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Bribery works pretty well in the animal kingdom... πŸ˜‡

[-] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 12 hours ago

And in the human kingdom but I have no idea why you are bringing up that trip to Malaysia....

[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I think I had someone from a huge company try to bribe me once. I'm a nobody so I kinda just panicked and hung up on them. πŸ˜„

I wouldn't be surprised if one of my managers doctored their failed certification for them though...

[-] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 12 hours ago

I worked at company and we had yearly training telling us we were not allowed to bribe foreign officials... I really wanted to reply "you know what I get paid right?"

"ah, king Charles... Would this $5 bill I placed on the table change your opinion?"

[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

I hear political figures can be bought relatively cheap, but I don't think quite that cheaply! Not in this economy! πŸ˜†

[-] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 12 hours ago

That's good... I wanted to use that to buy lunch from the vending machine

[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Look at this guy....still able to afford lunch around here.... Ok Mr. Rockafeller!

[-] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 12 hours ago

Only because Charles refused my bribe!

[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

What if he ends up wanting your Funions from the machine?

[-] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 11 hours ago

Then he needs to sign the document... No signature no funions! I have limits!

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