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I'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️ (lemmy.nz)

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[-] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

By avoiding being a capitalist landlord, you have become a feudalist landlord.

[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Except this is entirely on the spider's terms. Land is given but there's no quota, no tax. The spider may come and go as he pleases and only needs to catch enough pests to feed himself.

[-] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 days ago

this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2026

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