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[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 3 hours ago

Don’t forget scrolling while driving.

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 hour ago

Dude I see this way too often. I say there's a 50% chance I look over and someone is on their phone

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Tbf, there's a 50% chance I'm in gridlock traffic.

Everyone could be scrolling their phones on the train or the bus, but that's for poors and city slickers.

I need to be jerking off to OnlyFans from the driver's seat of a Ford F-Over9000

this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2026
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