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The holy foreskin of Christ
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this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2026
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So how many other foreskins were saved in the off chance that the kid was going to grow up and become famous? Who was collecting these foreskins back then? Do we have a modern-day creep waiting for the perfect moment to sell their Justin Beiber, Jaden Smith, or Ed Furlong foreskins? I know with newly invented DNA it would be trivial to confirm whose is whose. But back in 300AD you could only take the word of some guy with a bunch of foreskins that the one he is selling you is, in fact, the real deal.
Dude here dislikes collectors.
I don't dislike collectors I just can't fathom a relic lasting that long and not being eaten and replaced with a pig asshole somewhere and possibly a few times along the way.
Look, some of us have the self-control required not to eat the foreskin in our collections.
Psshhh.. That’s rich coming from the guy trying to talk me out of hoarding every foreskin I come across
Eaten? That's how you think it would disappear?
You'll never see calamari the same way again.
never buy gribenes from a mohel.
Were why of those fuckers foretold by a star and foreign kings with myrrh?